Monday, June 2, 2008

Doo doo brown.

Um, in case you were wondering if it were possible to get chocolate stains all over you (i.e. a dribble on your lap, a smear on your butt, and a dab on your boob) while eating one (yes, just one) Ghirardelli dark chocolate square after lunch (a daily must for some)... yes, dear readers, it is possible. How I manage to do this time and time again, I have no effing clue. Especially when I'm trying to be uber careful since I'm meeting girlfriends for fish tacos and 'ritas after work. I really need to start keeping emergency wardrobe changes in the car.

10 comments:

Meg said...

I manage to get something on myself more days than not. I'm starting to think I need a smock. Chocolate is the worst, though. I'll drop a crumb in my lap and it's instantly smeared in three other places. I'm also really deft at dropping my pen every day such that it draws a huge line on my pants.

Preppy Pink Crocodile said...

Oh I spill on myself all the time too. I cannot eat anything in bed ever because no matter what it is, I somehow get it on the bedding and then have to change it. Which sucks bc I pretty much only ever eat in bed if I am like really really sick.

Can I come for fish tacos too? Ironically that is totally what I am making for dinner. But not nearly as fun as having them out with girlfriends.

Buford Betty said...

Yes, dahling, please join us! MISS YOU!

Scarlet O'Kara said...

If I can actually make it through dinner without getting something on myself, then one of my girls will be sure to do it for me. They think of me as their personal napkin and chew toy.

Somewhere Between Pinot and Pacifiers said...

I have done this too! One time, there was a piece of chocolate in my driver's seat and I did not know it and it got all melty and I sat on it! UGH!

Stacy said...

Your header "doo doo brown" just had me singing that song - remember, it was like in the 90s (I think) and it was like Rap/Hip Hop and kept saying "doo doo brown" througout. Anywho, had me giggling!

Sue said...

I would go for the Ghiradelli even though you have to deal with stains. Yup, it's worth it!

Jill@Who Could Ask for Anything More said...

Consider it practice for having children. Honestly, it seems like I can't even make it out the door for work in the morning without some sort of smear. hee-hee

Liz (The Preppy Lizard) said...

Doesn't that always happen when you have some place to go!

Etiquettely Correct said...

These things always happen to me - like spilling half a cup of coffee on my white shit - lovely.